Wednesday 30 January 2008

Chav Spotting:

Chav female / Chavette

According to the Daily Mail, the females of the species pull their shoddily dyed hair back in that ultra-tight bun known as a “council-house facelift”, wear skirts that would be better described as wide belts and tops that expose too much. It is true that stilettos are the favoured alternative footwear to trainers. Mark One and New Look outfits are always, and most definitely, in.
Hair tends to be bottle-blonde and scraped back into a ponytail, with lots of mousse and / or hairspray, scrunchies, etc.


Chav Male / Chavo

He wears an England shirt at least three times a week, spanking white trainers, trackie bottoms, and a hard, shifty expression. Attitude is everything, as is the latest cap (the cap logo changes on a regular basis). A shaved head is good. Otherwise, hair stencilling is equally popular –with free styles as well as football team logos and favourite brands like Nike all the rage. Other favourites include slick partings, fringe flicks, curtains and loads of hair gel. Sorted!


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